new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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