it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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