I'm lost and stupid without you.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
