your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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