need another drink. this is the easiest way
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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