well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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