So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You can make out without kissing
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