trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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