he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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