He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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