you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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