I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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