Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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