I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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