careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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