If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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