how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
