Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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