is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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