I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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