so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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