Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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