yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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