$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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