Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
soo... how was my night?
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