so explain again why im purple
no
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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