Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i am craving dick and cupcakes
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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