Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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