You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
