I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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