If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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