We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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