So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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