Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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