Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You made out with two different species that night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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