having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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