If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
