whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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