Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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