i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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