I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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