we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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