"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize