I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I am one with the molecules
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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