windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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