Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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