But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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