I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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