summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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