Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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