Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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