i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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