it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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